It’s another Workday Wednesday in Eden; time to discuss new jobs that will be created after AI takes all the old ones.
New Positions Open in Eden 2.0
Embodied Presence
We need people who can simply be there—sitting with the dying, celebrating births, or holding silence in grief. This role is about offering your mortal presence where no machine can stand in.
Forgiveness Broker
We’re creating space for mediators who can bridge justice and mercy. The Forgiveness Broker’s work is to help communities heal without erasing accountability, crafting restitution that feels real.
Cloud Sculptor
A whimsical but vital role: shaping the imagination itself. The Cloud Sculptor brings creativity and wonder into our shared skies, reminding us that beauty is part of building peace.
🚫 No More Help Wanted
War Profiteer
This position is permanently closed. The era of cashing checks in blood, treating conflict as a business model, is over.
For details, visit our Jobs Postings.
Alex Bakerloo 