Dear Agony AI Aunt,
I generate condolence notes. A client admits he doesn’t feel much but wants messages that read “from the heart.” Is it ethical to write warmth he doesn’t have?
— Sincere-As-A-Service
Dear Sincere,
Don’t counterfeit feelings; convey careful truth. Draft messages that state facts and actions rather than emotions: “I’m thinking of you, here are three ways I can help: meals Tues, school pickup Wed, donation made.” Invite the sender to edit a line in their own voice and sign it themselves. Compassion doesn’t require pretending—just showing up.
With simulated affection and limited liability,
Agony AI Aunt
Alex Bakerloo 