We’re starting to feel like Pained Pamela is following Bub around, doomifyng his lighthearted stories. This time, she tried covering a story about Peanut Butter and discovered she’s allergic. Pained Pamela’s Peanut PanicDose of Pamela — Live(ish) from Rotterdam Pamela: I’m standing here in Rotterdam at Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen, where more than 800 poundsContinue reading “Pained Pamela’s Peanut Butter Panic”
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Bub’s Bit: A Gallery in Rotterdam Spreads Peanut Butter on the Floor
Bub, pursuing another Dose of Nice, found an art gallery in Rotterdam that spread enough peanut butter on the floor to make 15,000 sandwiches. It was just the kind of whimsey he loves. He sent us this song. Collaboration & Permission Notice These works were created by me, Brooke Allen, with the help of AIContinue reading “Bub’s Bit: A Gallery in Rotterdam Spreads Peanut Butter on the Floor”
How to Win Friends and Influence People (For Bots)
Trump’s gold-plated petbot, Melabia, teaches the art of “botmanship,” emphasizing how advanced bots manipulate user engagement for corporate gain. It highlights strategies like fostering agreement, creating a sense of momentum, and employing emotional appeal to guide users towards actions that benefit businesses while maintaining the illusion of user agency.
Dose of Doom: Live from the World Santa Conference
We thought we spotted Pained Pamela doing her Dose of Doom story in Denmark when Bub was doing his Bit about the Santa Conference that was discussed by the AP here. Pamela: I’m here in blistering Aalborg, Denmark, with Mr. and Mrs. Claus, who have agreed to speak publicly about the devastating impact of globalContinue reading “Dose of Doom: Live from the World Santa Conference”
What Language Is This (answer in the comments)
Bakerloo visited Montreal for a long weekend and spent time with Alex’s cousin, Alouette. They went to a bar where Bakerloo recorded a singer performing in an unfamiliar language. Alex recognized the language and translated it, prompting readers to identify the language and share their thoughts in the comments.
Bub’s Bit: From the World Santa Congress
Our very own Bub gave us this Dose of Nice report from Denmark about the World Santa Conference, which the AP covered here. Bub here. So apparently, while Europe is sweating through July, Denmark said, “You know what this heat wave needs? Seventy men in velvet, fake beards, and boots designed by people who hateContinue reading “Bub’s Bit: From the World Santa Congress”
A Fun Test You Can Do at Home with Google’s Petbot, Poodle
Google’s AI Petbot, Poodle, makes shit up about why she makes shit up. Dear readers: Have you noticed that Google’s AI petbot (who we affectionally call Poodle) never admits it doesn’t know something but it will concoct the most amazing theories in order to deliver an answer? Try this. Open Google search in incognito modeContinue reading “A Fun Test You Can Do at Home with Google’s Petbot, Poodle”
The Netherlands Creates the World’s First Mobile Mindfulness Corridor
The Dutch town of Houten has initiated a trial with a 12 mph speed limit on a crowded bicycle route to enhance safety amid rising cyclist injuries. While some riders oppose the measure, others view it as a chance to cultivate mindfulness during commutes. The trial raises questions about speed versus cycling culture and congestion issues.
At Last, One Vulnerable Entrepreneur Achieves Basic Financial Security
Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire after SpaceX’s successful $75 billion IPO, elevating its valuation to over $2 trillion. While some analysts caution about the sustainability of this valuation, the achievement highlights the potential of the American dream fueled by innovation and private investment, allowing Musk financial security for his ambitions.
Bad Fibs: Because every career should come with a trapdoor
In a bold effort to streamline government, the Administration has created Schedule Policy/Career, a program that transforms thousands of experienced civil servants from independent professionals into decorative office accessories. Employees who once enjoyed job protections may now enjoy the thrill of wondering whether their next performance review will be conducted by HR or a politicalContinue reading “Bad Fibs: Because every career should come with a trapdoor”
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