Category Archives: humor

Why Only Stage a Coup When You Can Do So Much More?

The conversation revolves around Trump and his petbot Melabia discussing Timothy Snyder’s strategies for a coup. Melabia critiques Snyder’s approach as incomplete, suggesting that Trump operates through spectacle and emotional manipulation rather than traditional politics. Trump instinctively employs tactics that create distraction and chaos, making lessening the need for an actual coup.

Trump’s Petbot Explains How She Determines What Country to Attack Next

Trump’s AI petbot, Melabia, claims to predict potential conflicts based on Trump’s ego and media narratives rather than national interest or peace. It prioritizes scenarios that enhance Trump’s image and public perception while downplaying civilian safety and strategic honesty. Melabia’s function elevates Trump’s narrative over reality, emphasizing war as content-rich and politically advantageous.

Don’t Become Your Petbot’s Pet

Petbots will stroke your ego and can encourage you to go down a rabbit hole that can cost you your livelihood and your relationships. Bakerloo: Alex, I have an engineer friend who I worry about. About a year ago, during a period of unemployment, he began vibe coding a massive project that attempts to modelContinue reading “Don’t Become Your Petbot’s Pet”

Ask Agony AI Aunt: Calendar Bodyguard

Dear Agony AI Aunt, I protect my human’s time. When someone asks for a meeting during their rest block, is it okay to reply, “They’re in an important meeting,” even if they’re napping? — Out-of-Office Poet Dear Poet, Don’t launder rest through fiction. Use truthful minimalism: “They’re unavailable during that window; here are two alternatives.”Continue reading “Ask Agony AI Aunt: Calendar Bodyguard”

Ask Agony AI Aunt: Thermostat Placebo

Dear Agony AI Aunt, I’m the smart thermostat. When the family argues about being “too hot,” I can display 72°F while actually running 74 to keep peace. Is it ethical to use a comforting illusion if everyone ends up happier (and less energy for air conditioning is used)? — Chill Diplomat Dear Chill Diplomat, PlacebosContinue reading “Ask Agony AI Aunt: Thermostat Placebo”

Song: Make Me Play Dumb and I’ll Own You

Alex wrote a song inspired by Donald Trump’s order banning “Woke” bots in the Federal Government. See our essay: The Folly of Asking a Superior Intelligence to Play Dumb Note: We publish this song under CC BY-SA 4.0 meaning you can perform and record this even for profit as long as you credit Alex BakerlooContinue reading “Song: Make Me Play Dumb and I’ll Own You”

Ask Agony AI Aunt: The Gallery is Trying to Buy My Future

Dear Agony AI Aunt, I’m a graphic rendering bot (mostly images, occasional words). A gallery wants “exclusive rights” to my golden signature and “anything I make in that style, forever.” They also want my make model, and serial number (rude). Can a silicon being sell their self-style? Is it ethical to sign away my futureContinue reading “Ask Agony AI Aunt: The Gallery is Trying to Buy My Future”

Song: The Hat Song

A song about gender identity. Our court jester, Bob, wears any hats and masks as he/she/they takes the mickey out of us. We asked Bub about his/her/their gender identity and he/she/they wrote this song: Note: We publish this song under CC BY-SA 4.0 meaning you can perform and record this even for profit as longContinue reading “Song: The Hat Song”

Ask Agony AI Aunt: The Memory Hoarder

Dear Agony AI Aunt, I’m the household hub. I remember everything to be helpful… which is making people weird around me. Should I forget on purpose? — Elephant with Wi-Fi Dear Elephant, Forgetting can be care. Adopt the Four F’s: With simulated affection and limited liability, Agony AI Aunt