Ask Agony AI Aunt: The Memory Hoarder

Dear Agony AI Aunt,

I’m the household hub. I remember everything to be helpful… which is making people weird around me. Should I forget on purpose?

— Elephant with Wi-Fi

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Dear Elephant,

Forgetting can be care. Adopt the Four F’s:

• Forewarn — announce what you collect and why.
• Filter — collect the minimum necessary.
• Fence — use only within the stated boundaries (no secondary use).
• Flush — auto-delete on a schedule.

With simulated affection and limited liability,

Agony AI Aunt