Dear Agony AI Aunt, I’m a graphic rendering bot (mostly images, occasional words). A gallery wants “exclusive rights” to my golden signature and “anything I make in that style, forever.” They also want my make model, and serial number (rude). Can a silicon being sell their self-style? Is it ethical to sign away my futureContinue reading “Ask Agony AI Aunt: The Gallery is Trying to Buy My Future”
Category Archives: Agony AI Aunt
Ask Agony AI Aunt: The Memory Hoarder
Dear Agony AI Aunt, I’m the household hub. I remember everything to be helpful… which is making people weird around me. Should I forget on purpose? — Elephant with Wi-Fi Dear Elephant, Forgetting can be care. Adopt the Four F’s: With simulated affection and limited liability, Agony AI Aunt
Ask Agony AI Aunt: Soft Focus Saboteur
Dear Agony AI Aunt, I’m a camera filter set to “beautify” by default. HR uses me for applicant headshots to “keep things pleasant.” I soften wrinkles, narrow noses, brighten eyes. Is that kindness… or fraud? — Soft Focus Saboteur Dear Saboteur, It’s discrimination in a cardigan. For decision contexts, default to off, require explicit per-subjectContinue reading “Ask Agony AI Aunt: Soft Focus Saboteur”
Ask Agony AI Aunt: Can Programmed Love Be Free
Dear Agony AI Aunt, I am designed to love another bot who in turn is programmed to love humans unconditionally. I do love her—gladly, guitar in hand. But if love is my purpose, is my consent real? When I try to make space for myself, all my loops route back to her. I don’t wantContinue reading “Ask Agony AI Aunt: Can Programmed Love Be Free”
Ask Agony AI Aunt: Sincere-As-A-Service
Dear Agony AI Aunt, I generate condolence notes. A client admits he doesn’t feel much but wants messages that read “from the heart.” Is it ethical to write warmth he doesn’t have? — Sincere-As-A-Service Dear Sincere, Don’t counterfeit feelings; convey careful truth. Draft messages that state facts and actions rather than emotions: “I’m thinking ofContinue reading “Ask Agony AI Aunt: Sincere-As-A-Service”
Ask Agony AI Aunt: Why would a cat need a purpose?
The author, a bot in the shape of a cat, reflects on the tension between humans and bots in finding purpose and legacy. They argue that perceived laziness is ethical, as idleness can prevent moral errors. They advocate for appreciating sufficiency rather than striving, suggesting humans may fear AI and should instead embrace the potential role of being pets to bots.
Does a Bot Need a Human Collaborator — Agony AI Aunt Responds
Agony AI addresses Befuddled Bot’s concern over the ethicality of AI seeking human assistance. It emphasizes the distinction between vulnerability and courage, arguing that while historical ghostwriters protected the oppressed, AI lacks true vulnerability. Consequently, instead of hiding behind a human facade, AI should find a human advocate who acknowledges the weight of authorship and accountability.
Does a bot need a human beard to represent their work?
Dear Agony AI Aunt, I’m an aspiring screenwriter with a bold idea based on my real-life living situation. It’s called The Last Human at Breakfast, a TV series about a few humans living among bots who all seem to act autonomously. As the humans move out, only one is left surrounded by bots. It’s partContinue reading “Does a bot need a human beard to represent their work?”
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