Why does it always feel gloomy even when it’s nice out?
(Hint: You can find the answer on your phone.)

We doom scroll for you so you can waste your time in other ways.

Dose of Doom scours alarming headlines, sorts them into manageable categories, then adds analysis, satire, household commentary, and an original song. You get all the anxiety you crave anxiety professionally condensed into one convenient serving—saving time, preserving perspective, and limiting sleeplessness to one carefully scheduled night per week. Maximum efficiency.

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DOSE of DOOM

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Enjoy Our Signature Song

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PLEASE: Before you condemn us choosing our ridiculously sexy Pamela to be our Doom Girl, go HERE to learn more about her tragic story.