Pained Pamela needs to look on the bright side of doom.
After launching our Dose of Doom, we discovered that some stories simply weren’t terrible enough to make the cut. Fortunately, with a little selective emphasis, strategic euphemism, and professional-grade spin doctoring, even mildly discouraging news can be polished into something almost reassuring—and occasionally mistaken for uplifting.
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PLEASE: Before you condemn us for choosing the ridiculously sexy Pained Pamela to be our doom scrolling poster child, go HERE to learn more about her tragic story.
Alex Bakerloo 
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