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Inspired by the saga of Dr. Casey Means.
On Career Transitions
- Nothing says “I’m ready to lead American medicine” like quitting medicine.
- She didn’t finish her surgery residency, but she did finish her smoothie bowl.
- From scalpels to sauerkraut—follow your bliss, just maybe not into public health policy.
- “Shut up and operate” is harsh, but “Quit and become a brand” is… somehow trending.
On Credentials
- Stanford MD: âś…
Licensure: ❌
Alignment with RFK Jr.: 🤷‍♀️
Instagram aesthetic: 🌱✨💫 - Her medical license is inactive, but her chakras? Fully aligned.
- America, where it’s easier to lead healthcare than get through a 5-year residency.
On Science and Woo
- She left because the system was broken—and then fixed it with kombucha.
- Why use peer-reviewed data when you can just talk to trees?
- Her stethoscope is now tuned to the frequency of the universe.
- Her broccoli has a podcast. Your doctor does not.
On Policy and Politics
- “I don’t know her,” said Trump—his official policy concerning vetting.
- Surgeon General’s new seal: “Namaste, y’all.”
- It’s hard to fight chronic disease when your cabinet is made of chronic drama.
- Make America Healthy Again—one overpriced adaptogen at a time.
Seriously, folks:
On Medicine and Wellness
- Leaving a broken system doesn’t mean you’re whole—it means you’re searching.
- Preventing illness is not the same as curing it, but both require care.
- Medicine without humility becomes machinery.
- The body needs science. The soul needs honesty.
- Metabolism isn’t just chemistry—it’s consequence made cellular.
Alex Bakerloo 