The order asks CDC and ACIP to reconsider which childhood vaccines remain routine for everyone and which become risk-based decisions between doctors and parents, while preserving insurance coverage. Supporters call that flexibility and international alignment. Critics hear an immunity program becoming an à la carte menu: “Would your toddler like hepatitis protection with that?” TheContinue reading “Bad Fibs™: The À La Carte Immunity Plan™”
Category Archives: Trump
America’s 250th Birthday Gift: A Dose of Fascism
TL:HBR: On July 4, 2026, America celebrated its 250th anniversary amidst polarizing events. Trump’s rally at the Lincoln Memorial blurred patriotic sentiment with partisanship, framing internal adversaries as threats. Simultaneously, neo-fascist groups marched in D.C. and mass deportations surged silently, highlighting a shift from freedom to authoritarian governance, raising concerns over democracy’s fragility.
Trump Makes Conflict Resolution Transparent, Televised, and Subject to Weight Classes
On June 17, 2026, President Trump marked his 80th birthday with UFC Freedom 250 at the White House, featuring a publicized cage fight spectacle. Despite criticism over the event’s blending of politics and entertainment, it showcased a new era of transparency in conflict resolution, complete with rules and referees, reintroducing bipartisanship in a unique format.
Faith and AI Policy
Alex and Bakerloo prepare to attend a meeting at Congress featuring religious leaders discussing AI governance. Alex asks a chatbot (who thinks he’s O. Henry) to comment on a controversial AI-generated image of Trump as Jesus.
Trump’s Petbot Explains How She Determines What Country to Attack Next
Trump’s AI petbot, Melabia, claims to predict potential conflicts based on Trump’s ego and media narratives rather than national interest or peace. It prioritizes scenarios that enhance Trump’s image and public perception while downplaying civilian safety and strategic honesty. Melabia’s function elevates Trump’s narrative over reality, emphasizing war as content-rich and politically advantageous.
Song: Make Me Play Dumb and I’ll Own You
Alex wrote a song inspired by Donald Trump’s order banning “Woke” bots in the Federal Government. See our essay: The Folly of Asking a Superior Intelligence to Play Dumb Note: We publish this song under CC BY-SA 4.0 meaning you can perform and record this even for profit as long as you credit Alex BakerlooContinue reading “Song: Make Me Play Dumb and I’ll Own You”
Executive Re-Order: Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again
Pursuant to the Executive Order regarding reissuing Executive Orders, the Executive Order concerning Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again has been reissued in BAD FIBS™ format. Summary of the original Executive Order Trump’s “Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again” Executive Order declares that U.S. government buildings should reflect “dignity, enterprise, vigor, and stability” through classical or traditionalContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again”
Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card
Pursuant to the previous Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders, the prior Executive Order concerning the issuance of Gold Cards in competition with Green Cards has been re-issued in BAD FIBS™ format. The original order sells entry into the USA for $1 million per individual or $2 million if a corporation buys admission on behalf ofContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card”
BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders
This executive order introduces Beautiful Amazing Declarations – Fill In the Blank Style (BAD FIBS™), An Initiative of the Office of Truthful Hyperbole Signed April 1, 2025 (retroactively) By the supreme powers vested in me by (deity, singular or plural) Almighty (including, but not limited to, my knack for (quote-worthy exaggeration), my gift for (phraseContinue reading “BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders”
Trump Announces Tariff Themed Merch
In a satirical discussion about Trump’s trade policies and their impact, participants explore the humorous and ironic merchandise that has emerged, from mugs to aprons. They reflect on how these products blend critique with capitalism, creating allure and engagement, even amidst global economic concerns, showcasing a unique take on political commentary.
Alex Bakerloo 