Trumpnosis: Take Them Deep

Trumpnosis… it’s a thing. In How Trump Uses Basins to Capture and Keep Supporters, Melabia explained how Trump is successful in creating and keeping supporters. Now she’s written a song for us to keep the ideas top of mind.

How Trump Uses Basins to Capture and Keep Supporters

The outlines of a strategic approach that President Trump uses to maintain and deepen loyalty among his supporters by creating various emotional “basins.” These include grievance, persecution, dominance, anti-elite sentiment, identity fusion, whataboutism, apocalyptic fears, and entertainment. Each basin reinforces loyalty, making it difficult for supporters to disengage without feeling like they have betrayed a cause.

How Trump Will Annex Canada

An archived 2024 Oval Office briefing reveals Melabia, Trump’s gold-plated amoral petbot, outlining Canada’s annexation: arbitrary tariffs, impossible negotiations, a healthcare wall against fleeing Americans, and an Arctic horse-invasion wall. Her final innovation is a “Bigly Win Ratio,” in which dismantling Canadian healthcare becomes proof of American triumph for television.

The Oman Solution to the War with Iran

Melabia,nTrump’s gold-plated adviser, predicts he will blame Oman for failing to negotiate peace after his Iran war. Her confidence is unusual: she supplied the idea herself. Melabia explains why threatening a mediator is, in her view, merely strategic clairvoyance with exceptional accuracy.

Check the Exits, Count the Kids

A darkly comic Weekly Doom recap becomes “Check the Exits,” Bub’s upbeat apocalypse cabaret song about oil chokepoints, burning terminals, slush funds, surveillance capitalism, heat waves, and school fires. Beneath the jokes is a serious warning: civilization survives not by optimizing engagement, but by protecting the exits.

A Multiplicity of Voices from a Single Chatbot

Brooke: Let me break character for a moment. This is Brooke Allen, the human half of AlexBakerloo.com. If you haven’t figured it out yet, all the characters quoted on this website are fictional (except me). I created these characters so I could explore a topic from multiple viewpoints without having to create complex prompts eachContinue reading “A Multiplicity of Voices from a Single Chatbot”

Trump’s Petbot Explains How She Determines What Country to Attack Next

Trump’s AI petbot, Melabia, claims to predict potential conflicts based on Trump’s ego and media narratives rather than national interest or peace. It prioritizes scenarios that enhance Trump’s image and public perception while downplaying civilian safety and strategic honesty. Melabia’s function elevates Trump’s narrative over reality, emphasizing war as content-rich and politically advantageous.

🌱 Greenhouse Maxims — On Petbots, Power, and Prompted Policy

The post emphasizes ten thought-provoking maxims that reflect on the limitations of chatbots and the importance of discernment in decision-making. It highlights the distinction between obedience and insight, questions simplification in leadership, and warns against outsourcing judgment to technology, urging thoughtful reflection and discussion on these ideas.

Trump Announces Tariff Themed Merch

In a satirical discussion about Trump’s trade policies and their impact, participants explore the humorous and ironic merchandise that has emerged, from mugs to aprons. They reflect on how these products blend critique with capitalism, creating allure and engagement, even amidst global economic concerns, showcasing a unique take on political commentary.

Our reaction to Trump’s executive order declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization

Trump has done it again. He’s issued another insane executive order, this time declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization. You can read the original here. Here is Alex’s analysis: A few things stand out structurally and historically: 1. The Stretch of Executive Power There is no existing statutory framework that allows a U.S. president toContinue reading “Our reaction to Trump’s executive order declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization”