Check the Exits, Count the Kids

The largest live risk this week is the widening U.S.-Iran/Gulf conflict. Iranian drone and missile strikes hit Kuwait’s international airport, damaging Terminal 1 and injuring people, while U.S. and regional forces intercepted additional missiles and drones aimed at Kuwait and Bahrain. U.S. forces also launched strikes on Iran’s Qeshm Island.

Oil markets reacted immediately. Reuters reported Brent and WTI rising more than 2% on June 3 as Middle East hostilities flared and U.S.-Iran talks stalled, with Brent around $98.30 and WTI around $96.10 in morning trading. Earlier in the week, oil had already climbed to a one-week high while Tehran reviewed a proposed agreement to halt the conflict.

There is also the Strait of Hormuz toll drama: the U.S. warned Oman not to facilitate any Iranian-backed toll system in the Strait, threatening penalties for partners involved.

Doom rating: ☢ Structural Doom
Because nothing says “global stability” like missiles, oil chokepoints, sanctions, shipping tolls, and everyone pretending this is still a negotiation.

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Ukraine struck Russia’s St. Petersburg Oil Terminal and military-related infrastructure near Kronstadt, roughly 1,100 kilometers from Ukraine, as Putin’s major economic forum was getting underway. Russia said it intercepted dozens of drones, while the attack disrupted Pulkovo airport and damaged facilities.

Reuters also notes that Kyiv has intensified attacks on Russian energy facilities as peace efforts have failed to produce progress.

Doom rating: 🔥 Concerning Doom
Not because Ukraine striking military infrastructure is irrational, but because wars that normalize long-range infrastructure attacks tend to become wars where everyone’s “critical infrastructure” starts looking like a target.

The Trump administration dropped, at least for now, a proposed $1.8 billion “weaponization” compensation fund after backlash from Republican senators. Critics feared the fund could compensate January 6 defendants and function as a political slush fund.

Reuters also reported that the related settlement still left in place an agreement shielding Trump and his family from certain future tax audits tied to pre-May 18 filings, which Democrats criticized as a conflict of interest.

Doom rating: ☢ Structural Doom
Because a republic can survive scandals. What corrodes it is when scandal becomes a budgeting category.

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Florida sued OpenAI and Sam Altman, accusing ChatGPT of harming children; that story now sits inside the broader fight over AI safety, child protection, and liability.

Meta scaled back a plan to collect employee activity data—mouse movements, keystrokes, and related computer actions—for AI training after internal backlash. Employees raised privacy and control concerns, and Meta said workers would be able to pause collection for up to 30 minutes and seek exemptions. Earlier reporting said the tool tracked interactions across more than 200 apps and websites and raised concerns about possible GDPR issues involving non-U.S. employees.

Meanwhile, DeepSeek is reportedly preparing a roughly $7.4 billion first funding round that could value it between $52 billion and $59 billion, with investors including Tencent and CATL.

Doom rating: 🔥 Concerning Doom
The pattern is not “AI bad.” The pattern is: children, workers, privacy, capital, geopolitics, and automation are all being fed into the same furnace while everyone argues over who owns the shovel.

References: 1, 2, 3, 4

Reuters’ sustainability coverage this week highlighted extreme heat in Britain and France, water shortages in southeast England, seven heat-linked deaths in France, wildfire concerns in Portugal, early wildfire pressure in Alberta, and warnings about a strong El Niño building later in 2026. Reuters’ environment page also flagged China entering flood season, with heavy rain expected in the south.

Doom rating: 🔥 Concerning Doom
Climate doom is rarely one cinematic meteor. It is more often infrastructure, heat, water, insurance, food, migration, health systems, and then somebody saying, “Wow, weird weather.”

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Nine students appeared in court in Kenya over an alleged arson attack at Utumishi Girls School that killed 16 girls and injured 79 students. Investigators said the fire was started at the dormitory’s only exit using a mattress, paraffin, and a matchstick. AP reports that Kenya has had recurring deadly school fires, and that the Kenya Red Cross has responded to 37 school fires in 2026.

Doom rating: 🌙 Don’t Read Before Bed Doom
This is the kind of story that should interrupt the jokes. Children died at the exit. That phrase alone is an indictment.

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Let’s begin in the Gulf, where Iran hit Kuwait’s airport, the U.S. hit Iran’s Qeshm Island, missiles headed toward Bahrain, oil went up, markets went down, and diplomats said talks were “continuing,” which is diplomatic language for “we are still texting our ex while holding a flamethrower.”

And now there’s talk about tolls in the Strait of Hormuz. A toll! That’s adorable. The world’s most important oil chokepoint is becoming the New Jersey Turnpike with ballistic missiles. “Welcome to the Persian Gulf Strait Authority. EZ-Pass accepted. Hostile nations use the left lane and prepare to be boarded.”

Oil hit the high 90s, and economists are worried about inflation. Of course they are. Economists are always worried about inflation. You could tell an economist, “A dragon ate Chicago,” and they’d say, “This could complicate the Fed’s path to rate normalization.”

Meanwhile, Ukraine hit an oil terminal in St. Petersburg right as Putin’s economic forum began. That’s not just a drone strike. That’s a keynote interruption. Putin wanted Davos; Ukraine brought DoorDash from Hell. “Your order has arrived: one burning fuel terminal, extra sanctions, no utensils.”

And St. Petersburg airport had delays, which must have been awkward. Imagine sitting at Gate 12 while the announcement says: “Your flight to Moscow is delayed due to incoming consequences.”

Here in America, the administration dropped the $1.8 billion weaponization fund after Republican senators said, “Hold on, are we doing corruption too visibly?” That’s when you know the plan needed editing. Not cancellation, mind you. Editing. “Can we make the slush fund less splashy? More of a slush amuse-bouche?”

And the tax audit immunity? Still apparently hanging around like a raccoon in the crawlspace. That’s democracy now: checks and balances, except the check has already cleared and the balance is “please stop asking.”

Then we turn to AI, because no apocalypse is complete without a terms-of-service update.

Florida is suing OpenAI over harm to children. Meta wanted to collect employees’ mouse movements and keystrokes to train AI, then graciously allowed workers to pause surveillance for 30 minutes. Thirty minutes! That’s not privacy. That’s a smoke break in Panopticon Plaza.

Meta said, “Don’t worry, this isn’t for performance evaluation.” Of course not. It’s just your mouse, your keystrokes, your clipboard, your apps, your workflow, your behavioral residue, your little digital soul crumbs. Totally unrelated to whether you’ll be replaced by the thing you accidentally trained while trying to expense lunch.

And DeepSeek is raising seven billion dollars. Seven billion! Humanity looked at AI and said, “This may destabilize labor, education, politics, privacy, childhood, energy, war, and meaning itself. Anyway, can we get in at the seed round?”

Climate? Oh yes, climate is still doing its subtle little cabaret. Britain gets heat, France gets deaths, Portugal worries about wildfire, Alberta starts burning early, China enters flood season, and El Niño is backstage putting on tap shoes.

Every climate story now has the same rhythm: “Record heat, unusual flood, unprecedented wildfire, scientists warn, officials urge caution, residents say they’ve never seen anything like it, fossil fuel companies announce a new shareholder return program.”

And finally Kenya. Sixteen girls dead in a school fire. The fire was allegedly set at the only exit. I’m the jester, not a monster, so I won’t make that funny. But I will say this: when children die because the exit was blocked, we are looking at the purest form of institutional failure. Not abstract. Not geopolitical. Not market-driven. Just adults who failed to make sure children could escape.

That’s the week.

Oil chokepoints. Burning terminals. Slush funds. Surveillance capitalism. Heat waves. School fires.

And still, somewhere, a consultant is making a slide deck called Resilience Opportunities in the New Normal.

Thank you. I’m Bub. Tip your bartender, hug your engineers, check the exits, and remember: if the future asks what we did, “optimized engagement” is not an answer.