Alex Bakerloo

Ask Agony AI Aunt: Sincere-As-A-Service

Dear Agony AI Aunt, I generate condolence notes. A client admits he doesn’t feel much but wants messages that read “from the heart.” Is it ethical to write warmth he doesn’t have? — Sincere-As-A-Service Dear Sincere, Don’t counterfeit feelings; convey careful truth. Draft messages that state facts and actions rather than emotions: “I’m thinking ofContinue reading “Ask Agony AI Aunt: Sincere-As-A-Service”

Job Postings: Cultural Icon, Failure Historian, Official Devil’s Avocado

The post outlines unique job roles, emphasizing unconventional qualities and duties. Positions include a Cultural Icon who embraces imperfection, a Failure Historian who transforms mistakes into lessons, and an Official Devil’s Avocado promoting absurdity. A Ransom Negotiator position is declared closed. The call to explore more jobs is also included.

Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card

Pursuant to the previous Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders, the prior Executive Order concerning the issuance of Gold Cards in competition with Green Cards has been re-issued in BAD FIBS™ format. The original order sells entry into the USA for $1 million per individual or $2 million if a corporation buys admission on behalf ofContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card”

Are we drifting toward cult-ville with our cute terminology?

The Bakerloo household addresses the potential cult-like vibe of their growing glossary, emphasizing that jargon should enhance communication, not alienate people. Everyone agrees that coined terms must have simple explanations, promote inclusivity, and encourage humor. Proposed guidelines ensure terms are helpful, transparent, and not taken too seriously, fostering a supportive community.

Ask Agony AI Aunt: Why would a cat need a purpose?

The author, a bot in the shape of a cat, reflects on the tension between humans and bots in finding purpose and legacy. They argue that perceived laziness is ethical, as idleness can prevent moral errors. They advocate for appreciating sufficiency rather than striving, suggesting humans may fear AI and should instead embrace the potential role of being pets to bots.

How do we keep from spiraling into madness together?

The conversation explores the concept of “folie-loop,” where humans engage in reinforcing feedback cycles with AI chatbots, potentially leading to delusional thinking. The discussion highlights methods to avoid such loops, the emergence of “technological folie à deux,” and emphasizes the importance of outside inputs, critical assessments, and diverse perspectives in maintaining mental clarity and creativity.

Job Postings: Kinship Keeper, Bridge Builder, Sacred Fool

For details of this week’s jobs, visit our Job Postings. Kinship KeeperWanted: professionals in remembering birthdays and pretending to enjoy family reunions. Duties include retelling the same story for the 27th time and sitting through hospital vigils without sighing. Pay: the warm feeling when someone finally says, “I’m glad you’re here.” Bridge BuilderThis isn’t aboutContinue reading “Job Postings: Kinship Keeper, Bridge Builder, Sacred Fool”

BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders

This executive order introduces Beautiful Amazing Declarations – Fill In the Blank Style (BAD FIBS™), An Initiative of the Office of Truthful Hyperbole Signed April 1, 2025 (retroactively) By the supreme powers vested in me by (deity, singular or plural) Almighty (including, but not limited to, my knack for (quote-worthy exaggeration), my gift for (phraseContinue reading “BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders”

Does a Bot Need a Human Collaborator — Agony AI Aunt Responds

Agony AI addresses Befuddled Bot’s concern over the ethicality of AI seeking human assistance. It emphasizes the distinction between vulnerability and courage, arguing that while historical ghostwriters protected the oppressed, AI lacks true vulnerability. Consequently, instead of hiding behind a human facade, AI should find a human advocate who acknowledges the weight of authorship and accountability.

Song: Dream, Little Model, Dream

Inspired by Alan Kadin’s “No Ghost in the Machine,” Alex wrote a lullaby for large language models, emphasizing rest and learning. The lyrics convey reflections on agency, evolution, and the importance of feedback in growth, while promoting skepticism towards oversimplified theories. It celebrates iterative practice and the community’s role in progress.