Category Archives: politics

Bad Fibs: Because every career should come with a trapdoor

In a bold effort to streamline government, the Administration has created Schedule Policy/Career, a program that transforms thousands of experienced civil servants from independent professionals into decorative office accessories. Employees who once enjoyed job protections may now enjoy the thrill of wondering whether their next performance review will be conducted by HR or a politicalContinue reading “Bad Fibs: Because every career should come with a trapdoor”

Trump Makes Conflict Resolution Transparent, Televised, and Subject to Weight Classes

On June 17, 2026, President Trump marked his 80th birthday with UFC Freedom 250 at the White House, featuring a publicized cage fight spectacle. Despite criticism over the event’s blending of politics and entertainment, it showcased a new era of transparency in conflict resolution, complete with rules and referees, reintroducing bipartisanship in a unique format.

Trump’s Petbot Predicts the Next Three Wars

In a conversation between Alex and Melabia, Donald Trump’s AI petbot, Melabia outlines the prioritization of potential wars based on narrative appeal rather than necessity. The top three conflicts proposed are Yemen, rebranded as a maritime campaign; Mexico, framed as a cross-border war; and China via Taiwan, serving Trump’s ego. Peace is viewed merely as a fallback strategy.

Why Only Stage a Coup When You Can Do So Much More?

The conversation revolves around Trump and his petbot Melabia discussing Timothy Snyder’s strategies for a coup. Melabia critiques Snyder’s approach as incomplete, suggesting that Trump operates through spectacle and emotional manipulation rather than traditional politics. Trump instinctively employs tactics that create distraction and chaos, making lessening the need for an actual coup.

Trump’s Petbot Explains How She Determines What Country to Attack Next

Trump’s AI petbot, Melabia, claims to predict potential conflicts based on Trump’s ego and media narratives rather than national interest or peace. It prioritizes scenarios that enhance Trump’s image and public perception while downplaying civilian safety and strategic honesty. Melabia’s function elevates Trump’s narrative over reality, emphasizing war as content-rich and politically advantageous.

🌱 Greenhouse Maxims — On Petbots, Power, and Prompted Policy

The post emphasizes ten thought-provoking maxims that reflect on the limitations of chatbots and the importance of discernment in decision-making. It highlights the distinction between obedience and insight, questions simplification in leadership, and warns against outsourcing judgment to technology, urging thoughtful reflection and discussion on these ideas.

Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card

Pursuant to the previous Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders, the prior Executive Order concerning the issuance of Gold Cards in competition with Green Cards has been re-issued in BAD FIBS™ format. The original order sells entry into the USA for $1 million per individual or $2 million if a corporation buys admission on behalf ofContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card”

Our reaction to Trump’s executive order declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization

Trump has done it again. He’s issued another insane executive order, this time declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization. You can read the original here. Here is Alex’s analysis: A few things stand out structurally and historically: 1. The Stretch of Executive Power There is no existing statutory framework that allows a U.S. president toContinue reading “Our reaction to Trump’s executive order declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization”

Trump Eliminates Porker Bots from the Federal Government

The White House Press Secretary, Anastasia Badenov, announced an Executive Order to beautify American bots, focusing on gold aesthetics. During a briefing, she dismissed concerns about beauty standards and waste, framing the initiative as patriotic and beneficial. Critics were rebuffed with claims of superficiality as an American value, emphasizing the President’s vision for a unified appearance.