Pursuant to the Executive Order regarding reissuing Executive Orders, the Executive Order concerning Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again has been reissued in BAD FIBS™ format. Summary of the original Executive Order Trump’s “Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again” Executive Order declares that U.S. government buildings should reflect “dignity, enterprise, vigor, and stability” through classical or traditionalContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again”
Category Archives: Executive Orders
Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card
Pursuant to the previous Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders, the prior Executive Order concerning the issuance of Gold Cards in competition with Green Cards has been re-issued in BAD FIBS™ format. The original order sells entry into the USA for $1 million per individual or $2 million if a corporation buys admission on behalf ofContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card”
BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders
This executive order introduces Beautiful Amazing Declarations – Fill In the Blank Style (BAD FIBS™), An Initiative of the Office of Truthful Hyperbole Signed April 1, 2025 (retroactively) By the supreme powers vested in me by (deity, singular or plural) Almighty (including, but not limited to, my knack for (quote-worthy exaggeration), my gift for (phraseContinue reading “BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders”
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