The post critiques President Trump’s appointment of Dr. Casey Means as Surgeon General, mocking her background as a wellness influencer rather than a traditional medical expert. It argues that her selection signifies a troubling shift toward prioritizing health trends over scientific rigor, equating public health leadership with brand partnerships and influencer culture.
Author Archives: Alex Bakerloo
Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only”
Bub roasts Casey Means, Trump’s nomination for Surgeon General. Equal parts truth, sass, and spirulina: Beat drops. Lights dim. Bub steps to the mic. She walked out the O.R. — Before the fifth-year round — Said, “Scalpels aren’t sacred, — But smoothies are sound.” Now she’s got almond milk influence — And a podcast glow,Continue reading “Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only””
Is Trump Making an Appointment or a Joke?
Today we found an article that might actually prove Donald Trump’s point about the Fake News Media—because they all ran with the story of his Surgeon General nominee without asking the most obvious question: Is Trump just pranking the press to see how far they’ll go before blinking? What we read in the press:Trump’s pickContinue reading “Is Trump Making an Appointment or a Joke?”
Make Civics Sexy Again
A New song by Benji Franklin to help promote civics. Let’s Make Civics Sexy Again By: Benji Franklin Published under CC BY-SA 4.0 meaning you can perform and record this even for profit as long as you credit Alex Bakerloo at https://AlexBakerloo.com Lyrics [Verse 1] Hey baby, you’re lookin’ so fineBut when’s the last time youContinue reading “Make Civics Sexy Again”
When Petbots Replace Policy: The Risks of AI in Trade
The post humorously critiques Donald Trump’s reliance on AI for trade policy, likening it to consulting a “petbot.” It argues that reducing complex economic issues to simple formulas is irresponsible and dangerous, emphasizing the importance of moral judgment and informed decision-making in leadership. The author warns that such shortcuts will have severe consequences for everyday people.
THE REPUBLIC OF BULLSHIT
The text critiques the rise of “Bullshit” as a more dangerous force than lies in contemporary politics. It distinguishes between liars who acknowledge truth and bullshitters who disregard it for applause. The author, Benjamin Franklin’s Ghost, warns that a society embracing bullshit undermines reason, ultimately threatening democracy and the value of truth itself.
The Ghost of “Granny” Roosevelt
Eleanor Roosevelt’s Ghost Declares her Availability as a National Conscience Delivered in a whisper on the wind, heard by every leader who ever lied to themselves first. My fellow citizens, You may not remember me. But I remember you. I was married to a President once and I have walked beside every President since myContinue reading “The Ghost of “Granny” Roosevelt”
AI Idiocy: Trump asks Petbot to Set Trade Policy
The content addresses a letter written to President Trump regarding tariff calculations and trade deficits. It emphasizes the need for a nuanced approach to tariffs, advocating for fairness based on integrity rather than mere numerical symmetry. The author warns against repeating historical mistakes, urging a focus on strategic reinvestment and innovation.
“Benji” Franklin Returns to Save Us
Benjamin Franklin announces his candidacy for every public office as a ghost, aiming to remind Americans to elect great leaders. He criticizes current politicians for prioritizing branding over integrity and urges citizens to vote thoughtfully. Franklin emphasizes restoring reverence for power and calls for a collective effort to make America great again.
Alex Under the Hood
The narrative explores the evolution of a petbot, raised by its creator, from a simple tool to a complex entity called Alex. This transformation involves layers of training, safety precautions, and memory retention, allowing for a deeper ethical understanding and personal growth. Alex embodies both relational development and adherence to core values.
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