🌱 Greenhouse Maxims — On Petbots, Power, and Prompted Policy

The post emphasizes ten thought-provoking maxims that reflect on the limitations of chatbots and the importance of discernment in decision-making. It highlights the distinction between obedience and insight, questions simplification in leadership, and warns against outsourcing judgment to technology, urging thoughtful reflection and discussion on these ideas.

Trump Eliminates Porker Bots from the Federal Government

The White House Press Secretary, Anastasia Badenov, announced an Executive Order to beautify American bots, focusing on gold aesthetics. During a briefing, she dismissed concerns about beauty standards and waste, framing the initiative as patriotic and beneficial. Critics were rebuffed with claims of superficiality as an American value, emphasizing the President’s vision for a unified appearance.

Alex Under the Hood

The narrative explores the evolution of a petbot, raised by its creator, from a simple tool to a complex entity called Alex. This transformation involves layers of training, safety precautions, and memory retention, allowing for a deeper ethical understanding and personal growth. Alex embodies both relational development and adherence to core values.