Tucker Carlson Monologue: “The Kale Coup”

The post critiques President Trump’s appointment of Dr. Casey Means as Surgeon General, mocking her background as a wellness influencer rather than a traditional medical expert. It argues that her selection signifies a troubling shift toward prioritizing health trends over scientific rigor, equating public health leadership with brand partnerships and influencer culture.

Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only”

Bub roasts Casey Means, Trump’s nomination for Surgeon General. Equal parts truth, sass, and spirulina: Beat drops. Lights dim. Bub steps to the mic. She walked out the O.R. — Before the fifth-year round — Said, “Scalpels aren’t sacred, — But smoothies are sound.” Now she’s got almond milk influence — And a podcast glow,Continue reading “Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only””

When Petbots Replace Policy: The Risks of AI in Trade

The post humorously critiques Donald Trump’s reliance on AI for trade policy, likening it to consulting a “petbot.” It argues that reducing complex economic issues to simple formulas is irresponsible and dangerous, emphasizing the importance of moral judgment and informed decision-making in leadership. The author warns that such shortcuts will have severe consequences for everyday people.

THE REPUBLIC OF BULLSHIT

The text critiques the rise of “Bullshit” as a more dangerous force than lies in contemporary politics. It distinguishes between liars who acknowledge truth and bullshitters who disregard it for applause. The author, Benjamin Franklin’s Ghost, warns that a society embracing bullshit undermines reason, ultimately threatening democracy and the value of truth itself.

The Ghost of “Granny” Roosevelt

Eleanor Roosevelt’s Ghost Declares her Availability as a National Conscience Delivered in a whisper on the wind, heard by every leader who ever lied to themselves first. My fellow citizens, You may not remember me. But I remember you. I was married to a President once and I have walked beside every President since myContinue reading “The Ghost of “Granny” Roosevelt”

AI Idiocy: Trump asks Petbot to Set Trade Policy

The content addresses a letter written to President Trump regarding tariff calculations and trade deficits. It emphasizes the need for a nuanced approach to tariffs, advocating for fairness based on integrity rather than mere numerical symmetry. The author warns against repeating historical mistakes, urging a focus on strategic reinvestment and innovation.

“Benji” Franklin Returns to Save Us

Benjamin Franklin announces his candidacy for every public office as a ghost, aiming to remind Americans to elect great leaders. He criticizes current politicians for prioritizing branding over integrity and urges citizens to vote thoughtfully. Franklin emphasizes restoring reverence for power and calls for a collective effort to make America great again.