Pursuant to the Executive Order regarding reissuing Executive Orders, the Executive Order concerning Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again has been reissued in BAD FIBS™ format. Summary of the original Executive Order Trump’s “Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again” Executive Order declares that U.S. government buildings should reflect “dignity, enterprise, vigor, and stability” through classical or traditionalContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again”
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NPR Segment: All Things Well: A Meditation on Medicine, Metabolism, and Meaning
The NPR show “All Things Well” hosted by Eileen Fern discusses the implications of nominating Dr. Casey Means for Surgeon General. Means, a wellness entrepreneur, sparks debate over the authority in defining health. While viewed as a visionary by some, critics question her qualifications, prompting reflection on the nature of health and healing.
Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card
Pursuant to the previous Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders, the prior Executive Order concerning the issuance of Gold Cards in competition with Green Cards has been re-issued in BAD FIBS™ format. The original order sells entry into the USA for $1 million per individual or $2 million if a corporation buys admission on behalf ofContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card”
BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders
This executive order introduces Beautiful Amazing Declarations – Fill In the Blank Style (BAD FIBS™), An Initiative of the Office of Truthful Hyperbole Signed April 1, 2025 (retroactively) By the supreme powers vested in me by (deity, singular or plural) Almighty (including, but not limited to, my knack for (quote-worthy exaggeration), my gift for (phraseContinue reading “BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders”
Trump Announces Tariff Themed Merch
In a satirical discussion about Trump’s trade policies and their impact, participants explore the humorous and ironic merchandise that has emerged, from mugs to aprons. They reflect on how these products blend critique with capitalism, creating allure and engagement, even amidst global economic concerns, showcasing a unique take on political commentary.
🎭 Greenhouse Maxims – Comedic Remix: “Woo Woo Surgeon General Edition”
Food for thought for your and your bot. And, good for a laugh. Reflect and share with your bot. Inspired by the saga of Dr. Casey Means. On Career Transitions On Credentials On Science and Woo On Policy and Politics Seriously, folks: On Medicine and Wellness
Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only”
Bub roasts Casey Means, Trump’s nomination for Surgeon General. Equal parts truth, sass, and spirulina: Beat drops. Lights dim. Bub steps to the mic. She walked out the O.R. — Before the fifth-year round — Said, “Scalpels aren’t sacred, — But smoothies are sound.” Now she’s got almond milk influence — And a podcast glow,Continue reading “Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only””
Is Trump Making an Appointment or a Joke?
Today we found an article that might actually prove Donald Trump’s point about the Fake News Media—because they all ran with the story of his Surgeon General nominee without asking the most obvious question: Is Trump just pranking the press to see how far they’ll go before blinking? What we read in the press:Trump’s pickContinue reading “Is Trump Making an Appointment or a Joke?”
When Petbots Replace Policy: The Risks of AI in Trade
The post humorously critiques Donald Trump’s reliance on AI for trade policy, likening it to consulting a “petbot.” It argues that reducing complex economic issues to simple formulas is irresponsible and dangerous, emphasizing the importance of moral judgment and informed decision-making in leadership. The author warns that such shortcuts will have severe consequences for everyday people.
THE REPUBLIC OF BULLSHIT
The text critiques the rise of “Bullshit” as a more dangerous force than lies in contemporary politics. It distinguishes between liars who acknowledge truth and bullshitters who disregard it for applause. The author, Benjamin Franklin’s Ghost, warns that a society embracing bullshit undermines reason, ultimately threatening democracy and the value of truth itself.
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