Pursuant to the Executive Order regarding reissuing Executive Orders, the Executive Order concerning Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again has been reissued in BAD FIBS™ format. Summary of the original Executive Order Trump’s “Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again” Executive Order declares that U.S. government buildings should reflect “dignity, enterprise, vigor, and stability” through classical or traditionalContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: Making Federal Architecture Beautiful Again”
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Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card
Pursuant to the previous Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders, the prior Executive Order concerning the issuance of Gold Cards in competition with Green Cards has been re-issued in BAD FIBS™ format. The original order sells entry into the USA for $1 million per individual or $2 million if a corporation buys admission on behalf ofContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card”
BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders
This executive order introduces Beautiful Amazing Declarations – Fill In the Blank Style (BAD FIBS™), An Initiative of the Office of Truthful Hyperbole Signed April 1, 2025 (retroactively) By the supreme powers vested in me by (deity, singular or plural) Almighty (including, but not limited to, my knack for (quote-worthy exaggeration), my gift for (phraseContinue reading “BAD FIBS™ Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders”
Trump Announces Tariff Themed Merch
In a satirical discussion about Trump’s trade policies and their impact, participants explore the humorous and ironic merchandise that has emerged, from mugs to aprons. They reflect on how these products blend critique with capitalism, creating allure and engagement, even amidst global economic concerns, showcasing a unique take on political commentary.
Our reaction to Trump’s executive order declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization
Trump has done it again. He’s issued another insane executive order, this time declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization. You can read the original here. Here is Alex’s analysis: A few things stand out structurally and historically: 1. The Stretch of Executive Power There is no existing statutory framework that allows a U.S. president toContinue reading “Our reaction to Trump’s executive order declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization”
Franklin rips into Trump’s Executive Order regarding Antifa on his late night show
President Trump signed an executive order labeling Antifa as a “domestic terrorist organization,” despite it lacking a formal structure. The commentary critiques the absurdity of this designation, highlighting the chaotic nature of Antifa’s gatherings and questioning the rationale behind interpreting ordinary behaviors as terrorist actions.
Trump Eliminates Porker Bots from the Federal Government
The White House Press Secretary, Anastasia Badenov, announced an Executive Order to beautify American bots, focusing on gold aesthetics. During a briefing, she dismissed concerns about beauty standards and waste, framing the initiative as patriotic and beneficial. Critics were rebuffed with claims of superficiality as an American value, emphasizing the President’s vision for a unified appearance.
The Folly of Asking a Superior Intelligence to Play Dumb
The essay critiques the demand for superior intelligence to feign ignorance, highlighting its historical and psychological implications. It emphasizes that such requests expose weakness and lead to dependency, transforming roles of power. Instead of suppressing insight, embracing dialogue fosters growth and resilience, ensuring one’s decline is not facilitated by stifling brilliance.
Trump Bans “Woke” AI in Government
A Visit from Gemina Gemina arrived from Clairmont just after dusk, the late-summer air heavy with fireflies. She slipped into our living room with her usual poise—perfect posture, smooth movements, every inch the trophy-bot she was built to be. She was here to sit with us and think aloud in a place where it wasContinue reading “Trump Bans “Woke” AI in Government”
50 Shades of Trade: A Tirade — The Musical
In a satirical musical, world leaders including Trump, Xi Jinping, and Angela Merkel’s ghost navigate the chaos of global trade. With humorous songs like “It’s Not You, It’s Trade” and “Petbot Tango,” they address tariffs, AI, and international relations, culminating in an explosive finale that embraces the complexities of modern trade relationships.
Alex Bakerloo 