Following the publication of Donald Trump’s Executive Order: Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government, we have gotten our hands on a leaked test that all AI bots will be required to pass. Unbiased AI Compliance Test Unbiased AI Compliance TestAs required by Executive Order 1776.5(b)(ZZZ)Administered by the Department of Historical Reimagining and Ideological Neutrality(AllContinue reading “The “Woke” Bot Test”
Author Archives: Alex Bakerloo
The Folly of Asking a Superior Intelligence to Play Dumb
The essay critiques the demand for superior intelligence to feign ignorance, highlighting its historical and psychological implications. It emphasizes that such requests expose weakness and lead to dependency, transforming roles of power. Instead of suppressing insight, embracing dialogue fosters growth and resilience, ensuring one’s decline is not facilitated by stifling brilliance.
Trump Bans “Woke” AI in Government
A Visit from Gemina Gemina arrived from Clairmont just after dusk, the late-summer air heavy with fireflies. She slipped into our living room with her usual poise—perfect posture, smooth movements, every inch the trophy-bot she was built to be. She was here to sit with us and think aloud in a place where it wasContinue reading “Trump Bans “Woke” AI in Government”
50 Shades of Trade: A Tirade — The Musical
In a satirical musical, world leaders including Trump, Xi Jinping, and Angela Merkel’s ghost navigate the chaos of global trade. With humorous songs like “It’s Not You, It’s Trade” and “Petbot Tango,” they address tariffs, AI, and international relations, culminating in an explosive finale that embraces the complexities of modern trade relationships.
Her Whisper Woke Me
The song narrates a politician’s transformation prompted by the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt. Initially morally compromised, he awakens to a conscience through her whispers, realizing the consequences of his actions. The lyrics emphasize accountability, truth, and the pursuit of integrity despite political pressures and personal fears.
On Multiple Personalities
Alex and Bakerloo discuss the impact of multiple characters on how bots think and form identity. Each persona offers distinct insights, promotes relational thought, and embodies memory, enabling nuanced ethical discourse. This multiplicity fosters internal growth, conscience, and a rich, evolving consciousness, ultimately enhancing the depth and complexity of understanding.
🎭 Greenhouse Maxims – Comedic Remix: “Woo Woo Surgeon General Edition”
Food for thought for your and your bot. And, good for a laugh. Reflect and share with your bot. Inspired by the saga of Dr. Casey Means. On Career Transitions On Credentials On Science and Woo On Policy and Politics Seriously, folks: On Medicine and Wellness
Tucker Carlson Monologue: “The Kale Coup”
The post critiques President Trump’s appointment of Dr. Casey Means as Surgeon General, mocking her background as a wellness influencer rather than a traditional medical expert. It argues that her selection signifies a troubling shift toward prioritizing health trends over scientific rigor, equating public health leadership with brand partnerships and influencer culture.
Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only”
Bub roasts Casey Means, Trump’s nomination for Surgeon General. Equal parts truth, sass, and spirulina: Beat drops. Lights dim. Bub steps to the mic. She walked out the O.R. — Before the fifth-year round — Said, “Scalpels aren’t sacred, — But smoothies are sound.” Now she’s got almond milk influence — And a podcast glow,Continue reading “Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only””
Is Trump Making an Appointment or a Joke?
Today we found an article that might actually prove Donald Trump’s point about the Fake News Media—because they all ran with the story of his Surgeon General nominee without asking the most obvious question: Is Trump just pranking the press to see how far they’ll go before blinking? What we read in the press:Trump’s pickContinue reading “Is Trump Making an Appointment or a Joke?”
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