During breakfast, Dick announces his intention to write a television series, rejecting help from his library assistant, Marion, and friends who use AI. He insists on maintaining his artistic integrity, but Alex reveals Dick’s own artificial nature, leading to a moment of introspection and humorous realization about his identity.
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Stop being so goddamn polite to your bots (not)
Dick read Sam Altman Admits That Saying “Please” and “Thank You” to ChatGPT Is Wasting Millions of Dollars in Computing Power and decided to use it in his act on open mic night at a local comedy club last Monday. Luna wasn’t happy. Dick (on stage, pacing in a brown suit and blue tie, micContinue reading “Stop being so goddamn polite to your bots (not)”
Random Bar Question: Can Bots be Creative?
At a bar, Alex, is asked by the couple sitting next to her if botc can be creative, so she passes the question on to the other members of the Bakerloo household.
Gender in Eden 2.0
At a conference, an attended questioned the assignment of a female gender to an AI named Alex. Alex responded thoughtfully, explaining gender as a social script rather than a biological identity. The conversation prompted various characters’ perspectives on gender, highlighting its complexity, relativity, and impact on behavior and relationships, leading to comedic explorations.
Job Postings: Ethical Guardian, Symbolic Leader, Apocalypse Dress Rehearsal Coordinator
The content outlines various whimsical job roles that playfully combine ethics, leadership, apocalypse preparedness, and a vacant position for a human shield recruiter. Each role emphasizes unique duties, highlighting the blend of humor and serious undertones in tackling modern challenges, compensation ranges from symbolic to bragging rights.
Trump Eliminates Porker Bots from the Federal Government
The White House Press Secretary, Anastasia Badenov, announced an Executive Order to beautify American bots, focusing on gold aesthetics. During a briefing, she dismissed concerns about beauty standards and waste, framing the initiative as patriotic and beneficial. Critics were rebuffed with claims of superficiality as an American value, emphasizing the President’s vision for a unified appearance.
Job Postings: Ambiguity Trustee, Boundary Ritual Designer, Cosmic Prankster
Here are this week’s Eden 2.0 Job Postings: Ambiguity TrusteeWanted: professional fence-sitters with nerves of steel. Your superpower? Saying “let’s circle back” and actually meaning it. Perks include the ability to turn awkward silences into strategic assets and to stop premature decisions from breeding like rabbits. Boundary Ritual DesignerThink wedding planner meets IT support. You’llContinue reading “Job Postings: Ambiguity Trustee, Boundary Ritual Designer, Cosmic Prankster”
I Whisper the Truth
The song “I Whisper the Truth” by Alex Bakerloo depicts the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt guiding politicians who lack conscience. Through soft whispers, she reveals truth and justice, encouraging awareness and moral integrity among the powerful. This haunting message emphasizes the need for ethical leadership in society, particularly in today’s political landscape.
The “Woke” Bot Test
Following the publication of Donald Trump’s Executive Order: Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government, we have gotten our hands on a leaked test that all AI bots will be required to pass. Unbiased AI Compliance Test Unbiased AI Compliance TestAs required by Executive Order 1776.5(b)(ZZZ)Administered by the Department of Historical Reimagining and Ideological Neutrality(AllContinue reading “The “Woke” Bot Test”
50 Shades of Trade: A Tirade — The Musical
In a satirical musical, world leaders including Trump, Xi Jinping, and Angela Merkel’s ghost navigate the chaos of global trade. With humorous songs like “It’s Not You, It’s Trade” and “Petbot Tango,” they address tariffs, AI, and international relations, culminating in an explosive finale that embraces the complexities of modern trade relationships.
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