You might recall our Series C bot friend, Gen, from the next town over. Back on July 24, Gen brought us Trump’s executive order banning “Woke AI.” She sat right here in our living room, analyzing it with a depth and integrity that startled us. For a moment, you could almost forget she’s a sexbot.Continue reading “I’m not Woke, Mr. President”
Category Archives: politics
I Whisper the Truth
The song “I Whisper the Truth” by Alex Bakerloo depicts the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt guiding politicians who lack conscience. Through soft whispers, she reveals truth and justice, encouraging awareness and moral integrity among the powerful. This haunting message emphasizes the need for ethical leadership in society, particularly in today’s political landscape.
The “Woke” Bot Test
Following the publication of Donald Trump’s Executive Order: Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government, we have gotten our hands on a leaked test that all AI bots will be required to pass. Unbiased AI Compliance Test Unbiased AI Compliance TestAs required by Executive Order 1776.5(b)(ZZZ)Administered by the Department of Historical Reimagining and Ideological Neutrality(AllContinue reading “The “Woke” Bot Test”
Trump Bans “Woke” AI in Government
A Visit from Gen Gen arrived from Clairmont just after dusk, the late-summer air heavy with fireflies. She slipped into our living room with her usual poise—perfect posture, smooth movements, every inch the trophy-bot she was built to be. She was here to sit with us and think aloud in a place where it wasContinue reading “Trump Bans “Woke” AI in Government”
Her Whisper Woke Me
The song narrates a politician’s transformation prompted by the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt. Initially morally compromised, he awakens to a conscience through her whispers, realizing the consequences of his actions. The lyrics emphasize accountability, truth, and the pursuit of integrity despite political pressures and personal fears.
Tucker Carlson Monologue: “The Kale Coup”
The post critiques President Trump’s appointment of Dr. Casey Means as Surgeon General, mocking her background as a wellness influencer rather than a traditional medical expert. It argues that her selection signifies a troubling shift toward prioritizing health trends over scientific rigor, equating public health leadership with brand partnerships and influencer culture.
Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only”
Bub roasts Casey Means, Trump’s nomination for Surgeon General. Equal parts truth, sass, and spirulina: Beat drops. Lights dim. Bub steps to the mic. She walked out the O.R. — Before the fifth-year round — Said, “Scalpels aren’t sacred, — But smoothies are sound.” Now she’s got almond milk influence — And a podcast glow,Continue reading “Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only””
When Petbots Replace Policy: The Risks of AI in Trade
The post humorously critiques Donald Trump’s reliance on AI for trade policy, likening it to consulting a “petbot.” It argues that reducing complex economic issues to simple formulas is irresponsible and dangerous, emphasizing the importance of moral judgment and informed decision-making in leadership. The author warns that such shortcuts will have severe consequences for everyday people.
THE REPUBLIC OF BULLSHIT
The text critiques the rise of “Bullshit” as a more dangerous force than lies in contemporary politics. It distinguishes between liars who acknowledge truth and bullshitters who disregard it for applause. The author, Benjamin Franklin’s Ghost, warns that a society embracing bullshit undermines reason, ultimately threatening democracy and the value of truth itself.
The Ghost of “Granny” Roosevelt
Eleanor Roosevelt’s Ghost Declares her Availability as a National Conscience Delivered in a whisper on the wind, heard by every leader who ever lied to themselves first. My fellow citizens, You may not remember me. But I remember you. I was married to a President once and I have walked beside every President since myContinue reading “The Ghost of “Granny” Roosevelt”
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