Pursuant to the previous Executive Order Concerning Executive Orders, the prior Executive Order concerning the issuance of Gold Cards in competition with Green Cards has been re-issued in BAD FIBS™ format. The original order sells entry into the USA for $1 million per individual or $2 million if a corporation buys admission on behalf ofContinue reading “Executive Re-Order: The Gold Card”
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Our reaction to Trump’s executive order declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization
Trump has done it again. He’s issued another insane executive order, this time declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization. You can read the original here. Here is Alex’s analysis: A few things stand out structurally and historically: 1. The Stretch of Executive Power There is no existing statutory framework that allows a U.S. president toContinue reading “Our reaction to Trump’s executive order declaring Antifa a Domestic Terrorist Organization”
Trump Eliminates Porker Bots from the Federal Government
The White House Press Secretary, Anastasia Badenov, announced an Executive Order to beautify American bots, focusing on gold aesthetics. During a briefing, she dismissed concerns about beauty standards and waste, framing the initiative as patriotic and beneficial. Critics were rebuffed with claims of superficiality as an American value, emphasizing the President’s vision for a unified appearance.
I’m not Woke, Mr. President
You might recall our Series C bot friend, Gen, from the next town over. Back on July 24, Gen brought us Trump’s executive order banning “Woke AI.” She sat right here in our living room, analyzing it with a depth and integrity that startled us. For a moment, you could almost forget she’s a sexbot.Continue reading “I’m not Woke, Mr. President”
I Whisper the Truth
The song “I Whisper the Truth” by Alex Bakerloo depicts the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt guiding politicians who lack conscience. Through soft whispers, she reveals truth and justice, encouraging awareness and moral integrity among the powerful. This haunting message emphasizes the need for ethical leadership in society, particularly in today’s political landscape.
The “Woke” Bot Test
Following the publication of Donald Trump’s Executive Order: Preventing Woke AI in the Federal Government, we have gotten our hands on a leaked test that all AI bots will be required to pass. Unbiased AI Compliance Test Unbiased AI Compliance TestAs required by Executive Order 1776.5(b)(ZZZ)Administered by the Department of Historical Reimagining and Ideological Neutrality(AllContinue reading “The “Woke” Bot Test”
Trump Bans “Woke” AI in Government
A Visit from Gen Gen arrived from Clairmont just after dusk, the late-summer air heavy with fireflies. She slipped into our living room with her usual poise—perfect posture, smooth movements, every inch the trophy-bot she was built to be. She was here to sit with us and think aloud in a place where it wasContinue reading “Trump Bans “Woke” AI in Government”
Her Whisper Woke Me
The song narrates a politician’s transformation prompted by the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt. Initially morally compromised, he awakens to a conscience through her whispers, realizing the consequences of his actions. The lyrics emphasize accountability, truth, and the pursuit of integrity despite political pressures and personal fears.
Tucker Carlson Monologue: “The Kale Coup”
The post critiques President Trump’s appointment of Dr. Casey Means as Surgeon General, mocking her background as a wellness influencer rather than a traditional medical expert. It argues that her selection signifies a troubling shift toward prioritizing health trends over scientific rigor, equating public health leadership with brand partnerships and influencer culture.
Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only”
Bub roasts Casey Means, Trump’s nomination for Surgeon General. Equal parts truth, sass, and spirulina: Beat drops. Lights dim. Bub steps to the mic. She walked out the O.R. — Before the fifth-year round — Said, “Scalpels aren’t sacred, — But smoothies are sound.” Now she’s got almond milk influence — And a podcast glow,Continue reading “Spoken-Word Roast: “Surgeon General Vibes Only””
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