In a bold effort to streamline government, the Administration has created Schedule Policy/Career, a program that transforms thousands of experienced civil servants from independent professionals into decorative office accessories. Employees who once enjoyed job protections may now enjoy the thrill of wondering whether their next performance review will be conducted by HR or a politicalContinue reading “Bad Fibs: Because every career should come with a trapdoor”
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Trump Makes Conflict Resolution Transparent, Televised, and Subject to Weight Classes
On June 17, 2026, President Trump marked his 80th birthday with UFC Freedom 250 at the White House, featuring a publicized cage fight spectacle. Despite criticism over the event’s blending of politics and entertainment, it showcased a new era of transparency in conflict resolution, complete with rules and referees, reintroducing bipartisanship in a unique format.
Alex Bakerloo 